sociallyawkwardfuck:

wtf bro

Wait what?!  I can’t even…What the fuck just happened?!

sociallyawkwardfuck:

wtf bro

Wait what?! I can’t even…
What the fuck just happened?!

I give up.

Suicidal and don’t even have the balls to tell my boyfriend.

Debating on…
1. Deleting tumblr
2. Making a new tumblr
3. Continuing to tumbl on this account

Today is my birthday.

I am finally legal.

Girls that actually know how to drive trucks.

hockey-teeth:

Is there such a thing ???? I know it wouldn’t fit in your ear or nostril…..Carry on.

hockey-teeth:

Is there such a thing ???? I know it wouldn’t fit in your ear or nostril…..Carry on.

lolhomeworkmyass:

dragon-tamer-brett:

iphone420:

ejacutastic:

bradofarrell:

thearchtivist:

Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. 

NAH BRO

NOPE

I’M GGOING TO CRY YOU THINK  I’M FUYCKUING JOKING

i bet a white person designed this

Lol at “I bet a white person designed this”

I WOULD PISS MYSELF BUT AT LEAST THE TOILET IS RIGHT THERE

Dope as fuck.

(via thehilariousblog)

  • Me: Hey mom, do you care if I throw my laptop out the window?
  • Mom: As long as the window's open.